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Perfume Oil: The Armored Pony Adventuring Co.

Perfume Oil: The Armored Pony Adventuring Co.

Perfume Oil: The Armored Pony Adventuring Co.


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  • $26.00

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 The scents of trail dust, leather tack, cotton blankets, an occasional whiff of horse hair, and scattered grasses.   
 "But why an armored pony?"
 "It sounds strong and prepared for battle. We mustn't seem like novices, poorly outfitted."
 "Then why not use an imposing sort of horse in the name? Draft, a battlesteed?"
 "My lad, I'm barely over a metre tall, let's not be silly now."

*Please note: this is not intended to really smell like a horse, but the air when trail riding.  Released in September 2025.

Please see the  Perfume category page before purchasing for information about our bottles, ingredients, and resting recommendations.

5ml (0.169 fl oz / 1.35 dram), and 10ml (0.338 fl oz / 2.70 dram) are reducer cap, 1.5ml bottles are steel rollerball.

Photo by Musab S.