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The Armored Pony Adventuring Co. Eau de Parfum

Eau de Parfum: The Armored Pony Adventuring Co.

Eau de Parfum: The Armored Pony Adventuring Co.


  • Availability: In Stock

  • $37.00

 The scents of trail dust, leather tack, cotton blankets, an occasional whiff of horse hair, and scattered grasses.   

 "But why an armored pony?"
 "It sounds strong and prepared for battle. We mustn't seem like novices, poorly outfitted."
 "Then why not use an imposing sort of horse in the name? Draft, a battlesteed?"
 "My lad, I'm barely over a metre tall, let's not be silly now."

30ml heavy glass bottle with a black metal fine mist sprayer. Sample bottles are available in the oil format. This perfume cannot be shipped outside of the continental US.

Photo by Musab S.